Michael Jackson Joins British Military

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Michael Jackson in Uniform

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - In an effort to gain the title Sir Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson has joined the military and bribed Tony Blair $1,000,000 pounds Sterling. Michael Jackson didn't realize that Tony Blair was on his way out because the only part of the paper he read was the comics.

Jackson only watches kiddie shows on television, so no newscasts were seen. What's worse is that he didn't even bother to read the news on TheSpoof.com. This huge mistake caused Michael Jackson to have to file bankruptcy in Las Vegas.

Michael Jackson said, "It's enough to make a black person turn white."

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