(TV Land) -- This evening's airing of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central Network, the nation's top rated news network, revealed a frustrated, rambling, drooling, incoherent John McCain who revealed himself to be THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE. While admitting that "mistakes were made" his final "argument" for deployment of an additional 10,000 troops in Iraq as a "surge" requiring extension of service of soldiers currently fighting there, after gratuitous waving and wrapping self in the flag, and reminding host Stewart of McCain's own military service (you served? really?) was "We are where we are."
This extension of the Popeye Doctrine."I yam what I yam," took even professional McCain observers by surprise. McCain, whose popularity has declined precipitously from double digits to 3% since Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and other GOP candidates have entered the race, including "Anyone But F*cking McCain," explained, "Well blow me down, ark, ark, ark." Olive Oyle had no comment. Bluto Rove was out hiring legal counsel. Whimpy Gonzales added, "I cannot recall."
A White House intern explained off the record that "we must give the new strategy (new general and longer-serving troops and more walls) a chance to work...so that when this one fails, in 21 months or so, the war will be lost on the new Democratic president's watch." "This is the NEW Pottery Barn Rule, You break it, you regift it! hahahahahaha," she said as she was wisked away by men wearing earpieces.
