(Planet Washington) -- A White House intern in the Bush White House has blown a whopper bigger than that made infamous by Monica Lewinsky, intern of Clinton era fame. Sweet Polly Purebread has revealed to several reporters at a downtown DC watering hole, The Reliable Source, that the NEW strategy that Bush loyalists demand be allowed a chance ("All we are saying, Is give War a Chance."} is 1. hire a new general 2. recycle old troops (surge) 3. build more walls and (4) repeat until january 20, 2009 when a new (presumably Democratic) president is sworn in. So the loss will be on the Democrats.
Karl Rove, reached while seeking legal counsel for his latest round on politically-motivated prosecutions for playing politics in the White House contrary to the Orrin Hatch Act, said, "I am shocked! Shocked! At the suggestion that we would play politics with the lives of America's troops. It is an insult to the troops.....blah blah blah," as agents wisked him off to a bunker, provided by Halliburton, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Dick Cheney. With that the Eddie Haskell of American Politics, ( "Fine day isn't it Mrs Cleaver, and doesn't
Wallace have a grand strategy to win today?") crept under a rock, and 5 million emails.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name," said Satan through a White House spokesminion.
