(Planet Washington) -- In sworn testimony before a House Committee today, a US Army Ranger testified that he was ordered to lie about the circumstances of a fellow soldier's death. Another soldier who was publicized by the Army as a female Rambo testified that it was all bullsh*t. These and other true heroes were subjected to bullying and manipulation and told to lie to advance the political objectives of the administration that promised to restore honor to the oval office.
Elsewhere, Attorney General Gonzales answered "I do not recall," when asked by his wife what he would like for dinner on Tuesday night. Just another night in Bushworld on Planet Washington.
