Wall-Happy Americans Relent in Iraq!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Librarian Laura says:"Get that limp thing away from me!".

Walls Galore is how the World Press has been describing US foreign and domestic policy since the demise of the Berliner. Made of jelly doughnut or cruller, the Berlin Wall fell to the applause of the free world. Down or not it has cast its ominous shadow across the globe as supposed freedom lovers have proposed walls from the US Mejico Frontera to Northern Ireland, South Africa and Turkish neighborhoods in, yah vole, Berlin!

The one budding democracy that has managed to resist the Walls R Us Americans is of all places the home of the civil war to last all civil wars, no, not Vicksburg or Gettysburg but Baghdaddyburg!

The tough talking Bush league administration continues to fight for a 2, 000 mile wall across the us- Mejican border on land for most of recorded history known as Mejico. But as soon as Al-Maliki, US puppet-extraordinaire said no wall, Bush suddenly became a bridge-builder.

Bush who refused to appease dictator Hussein is putty in the hands of US patsy Al-Maliki while he stands tall (not for Librarian Laura who calls it limp) but against US majority preferred democrats who want to stop the bleeding in Iraq.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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