(Foggy Bottom, Planet Washington) -- Secretary of State Condoleeza "Wild" Rice, workout partner number one, was overheard at the recent White House Correspondents' dinner featuring the late Rich Little (R-Embalmed): "....my favorite lie? You mean that I told? Hands down Britt [Hume], it's gotta be when I started sayin that if we did not attack Iraq, our next "warning" might be A F@CKING MUSHROOM CLOUD." "What I actually said was , the situation is sticky and unclear, like mushroom soup," she said while wiping mud from her Ferragamos purchased on 9/11.
Britt Hume, who plays a journalist on the Fox reality Network, disagreed (respectfully). He thought her best was WMD's. "What I said was DSB," she clarified without explanation.
