I’m Donny T the King I Am
(With apologies to Fred Murray and R. P. Weston, and a nod to Herman’s Hermits)
I'm Donny T the King, I am,
Donny T the King I am, I am.
I got married to the model next door.
She once modeled ritzy underwear!
And everyone loves a Donny T, Donny T!
I only have a Willie for Elon. (For Elon!)
I’m his rich old bitch, I’m Donny T,
Donny T the King, I am!
(Second term worst than the first!)
I'm Donny T the King, I am,
Donny T the King I am, I am.
I got married to the model next door,
She’s really hot in her red underwear!
And everyone loves a Donny T, Donny T!
I only have a Willie for Elon. (For Elon!)
I’m his cocker spaniel, Donny T,
Donny T the Bitch I am!
(Second term makes us all squirm!)
I'm Donny T the King, I am,
Donny T the King I am, I am.
I got married to a model so fair,
She’s on the cover of Vanity Fair!
And everyone loves a Donny T, Donny T!
I only have a Willie for Elon. (For Elon!)
I’m his rich old bitch, I’m Donny T,
Donny T the King I am!
D-O-N-N-Y, D-O-N-N-Y,
Donny T the Mad Old King I am, I am
Donny T the Mad Old King!
