Palo Alto, CA – A family of four, new Tesla owners, pulled up to a gas station and filled the tank with high-octane fuel. “We just wanted to make sure our newest member of the family had the best gasoline money could buy”, Mrs. Smith Mom chirped…
Palo Alto, CA – Government safety inspectors and auditors were surprised when reports of detaching steering wheels made the rounds in the press recently. The issue for Tesla seems to be an uninstalled retaining bolt in the steering column. Each of…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who reportedly has more money than Massachusetts, North Carolina, Utah, and London combined has just developed his latest in his Tesla line of Tesla "Get Arounds." Elon, who many still say is even more ba…
Testiclela, the social media electric car company known for its outrageous transportation ideas has done it again in a bold move that will surely unseat its electric car model lineup. The new 200mph electric roller skates are very popular in Calif…
Elon Musk joined Dave Chappelle on stage in San Francisco and was loudly booed by the audience at Chase Center. Musk took to Twitter the following day claiming that the audience response was “90% cheers & 10% bots”. Musk has complained about f…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - One of the most brilliant men in the world, the multi gazillionaire, Elon Musk has just struck gold again. Musk has just developed the state-of-the-art Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship. The huge ocean-going vessel wi…
In the wonderful B-movie, “Death Race 2000”, cars intentionally mowed down people for points and to win a car race. The original starred David Carradine (before hanging himself for the erotic thrill) and Sylvester Stallone (before “Rocky”). See it, l…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, the gazillionaire whose brain never, ever stops being creative has just announced to the modern world that he currently has the brightest automotive brains in the entire world working on his new Elon Musk Te…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - First he had the Tesla automobile, then the Tesla motorcycle, and then the Tesla bus. And now Elon "Moneybags" Musk has just developed the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck. Musk says that the new Tesla truck will save companies…
A Tesla electric car was given a test of its Robotic Self-Drive Mode by New Dawn, a non-profit Group. You just sit there playing cards or having sex (lady's choice), while the car goes to its destination. Unfortunately, in a real-world test,…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency recently interviewed Elon Musk, and asked about his new all-electric self-driving passenger bus. Musk told reporter Mimosa Sabrosa that the bus will comfortably accommodate 30 passengers, and it…
HOUSTON, Texas – (Satire News) – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the amazing Musk Busybody Planetary Telescope, which he has nicknamed "Ringo". The entrepreneur, who is the father of the Tesla, the SpaceX Starship, and…
BOCA CHICA, Texas – The industrial entrepreneur designer of the Tesla, has informed the news media that, within a few years, he will be sending passengers to the Moon. He told RumorLand News that the passenger version of his SpaceX Starship will b…
(Albuquerque, NM) A Tesla Model S owned by Lalo Salamanca, resident of the sprawling metropolitan area around Albuquerque, New Mexico, is the latest owner of a vehicle from that manufacturer to report extremely unusual behavior that borders on downri...
When Elon Musk announced his plans to create a time machine back in April of 2016, many in the scientific community were skeptical of the entrepreneur’s ability to take on such a formidable task. Despite the reservations, many in attendance at the pr...
A self-driving car has reportedly struck a moon-walking pedestrian this morning in San Francisco. Speaking on behalf of Testa Motors, Noel Skum stated that the computers in current self-driving cars have difficulty determining the direction of tr...
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