Suelle’s A Strong (Man, baby!) for Not Apologizing

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 15 January 2023

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One Hand Writes Down the Holocaust's Interrogator's Name, the Other Hand is a Claw!!!!

Suella will NOT apologize! To you or anyone else. She is right and you are bloody wrong.

Other Things Suella Will Not Apologize for:

She will not apologize if you have cancer. The pharmaceutical companies need to make money – it’s called economics and it runs the country, so shove your cancer up your ass (even if it’s already there and you’re dying of it – get off Suella’s planet!)

She will not apologize if you have experienced hatred and bigotry – freedom of speech is a right, and if you don’t like being attacked verbally, then you should make yourself deaf.

She will not apologize to the poor – there are jobs, get one, and pay your taxes and give me a raise – my secret bank account in Guernsey is getting low.

She will not apologize to those in other nations that need help – they had plenty of time to become a democracy and ask Britain for hefty loans which it could never pay back. You want help? Start a war and invade someone and steal their stuff. That’s what made Britain and America great, so fuck off.

She will not apologize for health care problems. If you’re not healthy, whose fault is that? Suella’s? Or yours. You want compassion and mercy? Compassion don’t pay the bills and mercy never helped the strong. (And Suella is a strong braverman!)

Suella will not apologize because she is strong – a strong woman – a she has to be in a man’s world, so that means telling holocaust survivors, essentially, to fuck off with your old, old, old problems – in today’s Britain, immigrants are a new holocaust. And if you try to cancel me for saying that, I’ll make you apologize for asking me to apologize.

Vote for me, Suella Braver Man … (that’s not a woman – it’s a man, baby!) ... now I’m off to the market, 30 feet away, by a heavily-armed military helicopter, which will cost 30 million pounds of your money, not mine, and another 30 mill to fly me back … in case other holocaust survivors try to corner me with a question and make me feel like shit for not apologizing!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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