Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 22 June 2015

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Austrian Nazi party suggested "Berchtesgaden" but it was rejected by Jews; too sensitive they said!

A thorn of contention amongst Jewish inhabitants in a tiny Spanish village called Castrillo Matajudíos, translation, "Fortress Kill Jews" has been solved by asking people to offer more suitable names.

However, this caused an international scandal as many extreme right groups submitted their ideas and here are just some:

NSD, Germany = Auschwitz Reborn
National Front, England = Nigel Farage's watering hole
Geert Wilders party from the Netherlands, PVV = Kill Gottverdomme Muslims here!
Aryan Brotherhood in San Quentin = White Power Hell
Lazio Roma racist Football Hooligans, Italy = Bianco no Negro!
Russian Nazis, Moscow = Putin's white power Poof!

The mayor of the village was quite flattered by the suggestions and global attention given to the quaint name of the village, however, he asked his Jewish inhabitants for their suggestions and they come up with a more suitable name:

"Nunca Mas Palestinia, Kill them all!"

The US and Israel promptly agreed to the name change and offered to send Tarantino in to the village to make a blockbuster film called "Holocaust Revisited!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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