Suella will NOT apologize! To you or anyone else. She is right and you are bloody wrong. Other Things Suella Will Not Apologize for: She will not apologize if you have cancer. The pharmaceutical companies need to make money – it’s called econom…
While Susan Collins promises to do the windows of everyone in Maine who is voting for her, Donald Trump is trying to win the minority vote away from Joe Biden with an invitation to the White House. First, he’s trying to folksy up his first name b…
A man has revealed how, whilst minding his own business on the internet, he was bluntly, and rather inexplicably, asked if he was, by any chance, the child of a holocaust survivor. The man, who is not the child of a holocaust survivor, queried the...
Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations. Yes: England's most non-UKIP of Holocaust revisionists now claims that Germany never lost the World Cup in 1966. Irving does admit that he didn't always think of it this way. However, there was as long, slippery slope, before he finally found 'bullshit at the end of...
Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have taken advantage of the post-exam lull by sneaking in a typically creative and imaginative motion. The motion was passed by 19 votes to...
A thorn of contention amongst Jewish inhabitants in a tiny Spanish village called Castrillo Matajudíos, translation, "Fortress Kill Jews" has been solved by asking people to offer more suitable names. However, this caused an international scandal...
During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...
NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- In an effort to appear "tough," presidential candidate Hillary Clinton called Russian president Vladimir ("Vlad the Impaler") Putin "another Hitler." Except for Putin's mustache, she said, he looks just like the Nazi dictator...
As another "Super" day of Presidential primaries comes and goes, the behemoth that is the Romney campaign continues to crush everything in it's path like Adele in line at Ponderosa. With an increasing number of delegates finally admitting to thems...
BOSTON--A-list action star and D-list daydreamer Mark Wahlberg, is once again a total badass and hero of the world, in his mind. In an interview with Men's Journal, Mr. Wahlberg claims that if he had been on board the ill-fated Titanic, he would have...
Adolf Hitler has been convicted by a German court for being a Nazi. The court sentenced him to 5 years, although he is expected to have this sentence at least halved on the grounds that he is in fact dead. The court heard how Hitler had planned wo...
NEWARK, NJ - Emboldened by the recently successful attempts of various politically correct watchdog groups to, at long last, finally have the dreaded "N" word removed from Mark Twain's landmark 19th Century All-American literary classic, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, numerous other "What about us?" players in the growing field of diversified perennial chip on their shoulder ethnic and/or so...
A historian has caused controversy over claims that Holocaust-denying historian David Irving doesn't actually exist. The historian, Irving David, made the bold claims despite the seemingly insurmountable and incontrovertible weight of evidence aga...
Special Spoof Ambassador at large, Colonel Juan Bolivar, appearing for the first time at the UN after his recent fact finding mission to Auschwitz, managed to accomplish what no other speaker, including Barry Obama, has been abel to do, summon up out...
Berkley, CA (BNSE): California college professors and students took to the streets again today to protest Governor Schwarzenegger's stark austerity plans to bring the deficit burdened California state budget back in line. Chief among their comp...
There were widespread celebrations in thousands of Jewish communities all over the world today, as Happy Holocaust Day passed off peacefully without major incident or mass exterminations. Happy Holocaust Day marks the alleged events during World W...
Hollywood - Having spent near seventy years producing Holocaust films about six million Jews being killed by the Nazis, Hollywood movie makers are now going to move on to other Holocausts. The larger ones. "We wanted to get the smallest Holocaust...
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