Are you a politician, especially one who has recently gained more power than you had before, and that the average person will never have?
Why take a bicycle when you can take a car? Why take a car when you can take a Chinook helicopter? Fuck that – why take a chopper when you can take a space shuttle?
In the very near future, politicians who feel they have the right to take the most expensive form of locomotion will be taking a space ship, not on a journey of a million light years, but of only, say, nineteen miles.
Want to get a coffee from the local shop? Can you say: ignition in five, four, three, two – blast off! I’ll take mine black with a shot of espresso, and some whip cream on top.
Get your orders in, the latest dipshit politician is going out of her way to waste, waste, waste, or does she authentically have her head in the sand? When you become a politician, are you supposed to piss off people as much as possible in order to be accepted into the Corrupt Politician Club?
I can think of no other answer, since logic and reason are both telling me to fire the bitch, hold an election, get that party out of rule, and vote for the fucking cat! He can’t even spell Chinook!
