McCrone May Sneak in Among Brown, Cameron and Sir Menzies

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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Blair grits his teeth with Brown "stuck in 'im"

"It wouldn't be the first time that a dark horse emerged as a candied date as the PM's split themselves. Brown is stuck in Blair, Cameron is the un-BlairBrown but not much more, and Sir Menzie is a has been in a has been party!" This is the political analysis from Lord Lordey Lawd, the only speculator betting on ET McCrone.

McCrone is not really running for PM as that he has invented a new race for PrezMinister since he hopes to rule Britannia and the US in a coalition called USUK.

Lord Lawd,the only African-American Liverpudlian royal,find McCrone fascinating."Just think,a lift operator from Liverpool,NYC and Tucson,Arizona!He brings the British roses and the NY dogwood AND the durability of the Saguaro cactus".

McCrone's stock must be rising like his lift since each candidate had something to say about the nobody who is running on the slogan: "Vote McCrone! Low Class in Two Lands! Goooiiinnng Up!"

Brown denounced McCrone by saying: "Lift operator, my foot! He's some smooth operator invented by Madison Avenue!"

Cameron refused to directly acknowledge McCrone but did say: "He's clearly no King of the World!"

Sir Menzie whose slogan is Menza a menz' for the 21st Century reminded voters that radical positions like ET McCrone's dental dam will never be lukewarm enough for today's laidback UK'ers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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