Rocky the Crack Dealer?

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Blame it on Buffet says Stallone

Sydney - (Rotters): Australian police tracking a two tonne crack shipment have raided Sylvester Stallone's hotel room and private jet after a tip-off that the star of the Rocky movies is in the import/export business to finance his next box-office fiasco.

Customs officials tore up the plane's furnishings, water bed and air-con ducting after an airport cleaner complained her hoover bag exploded in a cloud of strange white powders that brought on an unexpected humungous rapture lasting 24 hours.

Stallone has denied being a crack dealer and said the plane was leased from Warrren Buffet who was the last person to hire it for a flight between Bogota and New York.

"This time we've got him", said a Drug Enforcement official.

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