Britney Spears And Shilpa Shetty In Steamy Exclusive Photo Shoot For Top Men's Mag

Written by Duff

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Randy sailors await the publication of the sensational photo-set outside a Bolton newsagents last night

Bollywood babe, Shilpa Shetty, and off her trolley, Britney Spears, are reported to have signed a multi-million dollar deal with a top men's title, Playboy, that will see them in a steamy photo session together.

Shilpa, who recently won Celebrity Big Brother, is said to be cock-a-hoop at the deal as she has been a big fan of the 'hit me baby one more time' starlet since three weeks ago. She told The Spoof:

"This deal is good for me, good for Brit and good for all the world. Having two birds like us in a photo shoot, I honestly believe, sends out all the right signals"

Troubled Britney would not answer reporters questions last night except to confirm that the deal has been done and that the pair of beauties are going into a secret Hollywood studio location in the very near future.

The magazine is expected to double its global circulation when the set of pictures is published and "sales may well shatter all previous world records," said a spokesman for the mag.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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