Carlos Mencia Accuses Joe Rogan of Sodomy

Funny story written by PalaverArtist

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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A conflict has been brewing between Joe Rogan, formerly of News Radio and Fear Factor, and Ned Holness, television personality Carlos Mencia, that finally erupted at a comedy club within the past couple weeks.

Mencia was accused of stealing jokes, and was humiliated even more when Rogan informed the self proclaimed "beaner", who is apparently of German and Hondorian descent, that other comedians have been laughing about Mencia's comedic kleptomania. Fortunately, the whole argument was videotaped and is floating around the internet and includes added in scenes to further explain the preamble to the blow out.

In the following days, Rogan apparently flipped off his agent after being given an ultimatum to apologize or find new representation.

Mencia, who has the same agent, had informed the vermin to force Rogan to apologize or lose him as a client, an outcome this reporter believes would have not been like "Mind of Mencia" - shitty.

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