Unnattractive man not wearing a mask, really should be

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 30 October 2020

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Barry Humpledink's teeth, out for a night on the town

Barry Humpledink, yet another fictional forty-something called Barry from a fictional town, is not wearing a mask.

Mr Humpledink, famously single and distinctly old-fashioned in his views about people, is not wearing a mask, even though he has been told, repeatedly, to do so.

'I don't mean to be cruel,' said famously-vicious local, Sandy Shoes, 'but even before Covid, Barry would have been better with a mask. I mean, from the nose upwards, he is quite the looker, nice blue eyes you could lose yourself in, but the rest is a mess. If I asked my three-year-old to draw a face, Barry's face would be the one you see. Even at his young age, Tarquin is heavily influenced by Salvador Dali. Even if I do say so myself, he is a bit of a genius.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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