Man still reading the Daily Mail on-line for the News

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 28 June 2020

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Shane Meadowside, 39, has revealed that, unlike most people, he still reads the Daily Mail for the insightful news content, rather than to simply post unpleasant things about people he doesn't know like most people seem to.

Talking earlier, he said: 'Yes, I am of the rare breed who visits the online version of the Daily Mail for its insight into life today.

'I love to see celebrities flaunting their weight loss, showing their ex what they are missing, or how they matched a pair of shoes with a floral coat.

'It brightens up my day, and their insightful, knowledge-fuelled discussions about politics, and the way that they have never been judgemental, just fully rounded political reporting, done in such a way as to be appealing to pretty much anyone.

'If you wanted the news, the Daily Mail is the paper of quality journalism for you.'

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