Michael Worthington, a solicitor from Mithering on the Trent, has opened the second tube of Pringles that he bought six weeks ago.
'I bought them in a panic,' said Smiley Mike. 'Other people were buying toilet rolls, and I thought, "what if I run out of Pringles?" I bought twenty tubes, and the girl on the check-out looked at me like I was mad, but as I'd got her off a rather messy money laundering case, judging me was the last thing she could do. Anyway, I am six weeks into self-isolation, and I still have another 18 tubes to go. What a fool I was, eh?'