Man is on his second tube of Pringles

Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 27 April 2020

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Pringles......Once you pop, you can easily stop

Michael Worthington, a solicitor from Mithering on the Trent, has opened the second tube of Pringles that he bought six weeks ago.

'I bought them in a panic,' said Smiley Mike. 'Other people were buying toilet rolls, and I thought, "what if I run out of Pringles?" I bought twenty tubes, and the girl on the check-out looked at me like I was mad, but as I'd got her off a rather messy money laundering case, judging me was the last thing she could do. Anyway, I am six weeks into self-isolation, and I still have another 18 tubes to go. What a fool I was, eh?'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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