Woman intrigued by man walking past her window

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 3 April 2020

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Sometimes I think about Accountants in Hull, and I wish that I was one.

Since she is now in lock-down, Hull-based hairdresser, Donna Brassingthwaite, is finding a man walking past her house increasingly intriguing.

She told us: 'I watch him walk past my door every morning at about 11.30pm. Obviously, he could have been walking past my door for years, but I often wonder who he is, and where he might be going. I also wonder whether or not I should offer to cut his hair.'

The mystery man said: 'I like walking down streets during Lockdown. Usually, in crowds, people ignore me, but now I am seen as a figure of mystery. I am just a Hull-based accountant called Timothy, but if strangers want to give me a mysterious inner life, I am more than happy for them to do so.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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