Man cannot pour more milk into his own coffee

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 December 2019

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Oh, it's Colin call again. I think that it is your turn, Cynthia.

Boss, Colin Brassingthwaite, from somewhere up North, cannot pour his own milk into his own coffee, it has been revealed.

The seemingly hopeless Office Manager insists on drinks being made for him, even though he has never made a drink for anyone else in the office. He will also call colleagues into the office to pour the milk, even though he is on the third floor, and they are on the ground floor, and the lift doesn't work.

A colleague said 'Colin is just dreadful. Why should we do that for him?'

Colin asked 'Why should I do that? I have minions to do that for me.'

Colin is single, and is on various dating websites, holding a large pike. Yes, he is one of those types of bosses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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