Following a landslide victory in the 2019 elections, a lot of conservative members are finding that there have been massive changes in their lives and their jobs.
In order to remain competitive, Michael Gove has been taking lessons in tea-making from Leo, an eighteen-year-old intern, and so far has made a lot of progress.
'I feel that stabbing Boris Johnson in the back probably scuppered my career, but I am sure that making tea for him will ease my way back into the cabinet'.
It won't. Boris Johnson is more than capable of making his own tea, but if the Govester wants to live in hope, then who are we to deny him?