Prince Andrew Denies He "Ever Ate a Pizza With Salad in the Middle of it" at Pizza Express

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Wednesday, 4 December 2019

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Allegations of Andrew eating strange menu item (pictured) at Pizza Express

London - Answering new charges revealed by eyewitnesses at past visits by Prince Andrew to several local Pizza Express restaurants, Prince Andrew vehemently denied having ordered and consumed a Pizza Leggera, a strange pie concocted by the eatery chain to make people think they are dieting while eating a pizza.

"I have no recollection of eating that oddball pie, I really don't. I believe pictures taken of me having a go of it have been photo-shopped," said the Prince, at the family's Windsor estate.

"And I certainly didn't sweat when I was eating it as has been alleged. I have a condition which doesn't allow me to work up a lather when chewing rocket," added Andrew.

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