Archer's Pantomime in the planning stages.

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 March 2019

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The radio documentary about farming life, The Archers, has revealed that the festive treat that is Ambridge's Pantomime is already in the planning stages.

Lydia Snell told us 'We are looking at scripts and ideas already. I know it is only March, but you have to do these things early, if you are to get Christopher Biggins in'.

An Archers' researcher told us, 'After the fun of last year's pantomime, we just had to do another one. We are looking at ways of doing a Post-Brexit one as well, or maybe a nativity which reflects our straitened times'.

Eddie Grundy was heard to mutter 'pantomime....my arse'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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