Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Sunday, 15 September 2019

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Having wallowed in the gutter end of UK politics for three decades, Nigel Farage has always been an extreme character. Now he has embraced his lunacy in full, and has publicly admitted to being a Flat Earth believer.

"It's obvious," said the tortoise-faced cockwomble. "The sun revolves around Greenwich, and the Channel marks the end of the world."

Farage also claims that belief in a round Earth is caused by gullible people following EU regulations. "The EU say it is round, and the sheeple bark in agreement."

He does not believe that Europe exists at all. He said, "I'm an MEP and I've never even seen the European Parliament in Strasbourg. That's because it is beyond the edge of the Flat Earth."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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