The House of Commons is to be fumigated after a Rees-Mogg was discovered in the main chamber. Although only one of the insectoids was found, it is thought to be part of a breeding pair.
Rees-Moggs are a member of the genus Privilegius Conservatus, and are often raised in the marshy school-lands around Slough. From there, they spread far and wide, and have been spotted throughout the British Isles.
In appearance, they seem unthreatening, and they have a similar body shape to the praying mantis. They are actually related to the BoJo and the Gove slime monster, and can spew poisonous bile at will.
The Rees-Mogg preys on the poor and the vulnerable, dazzling them with displays of apparent eloquence. However, the dangerous creature is only interested in its own well-being, and will stop at nothing to protect its interests. It has a dislike of foreign creatures and reproduces ferociously.
Rentakill have confirmed that they sent two men armed with pesticide to the Houses of Parliament, which is currently closed for the summer.
