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Funny story: I'll use my big face to create a hard Irish border, says Olly Murs

I'll use my big face to create a hard Irish border, says Olly Murs

Pop icon, Olly Murs, yesterday dropped the political bombshell that he's prepared to use his big face to create a permanent hard border between Northern Ireland and Eire, in the event that a 'no deal' situation exists post-Brexit. Murs, whose face...

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Funny story: World's Oldest Message in a Bottle Foretold The Birth of Jacob Rees-Mogg Say Experts

World's Oldest Message in a Bottle Foretold The Birth of Jacob Rees-Mogg Say Experts

A 600-year-old bottle containing a small scrap of paper that was washed up on an Australian beach last week, has been examined by archaeologists at Sydney University who have revealed that it contained a message foretelling the birth of Old Etonian c...

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Funny story: Brexit Latest: Britain Stocks Up on Gruel

Brexit Latest: Britain Stocks Up on Gruel

According to reports, Britain's supermarkets are stockpiling supplies of gruel in anticipation of a spike in demand for the thin, watery, flour-based product, if, as expected, Britain leaves the European Union on October 31. Many experts predict t...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees Mogg held following 'frenzied attack' on Honey Boo Boo

Jacob Rees Mogg held following 'frenzied attack' on Honey Boo Boo

Controversial Conservative backbencher and leading Brexiteer, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has been remanded in custody after allegedly attacking, child TV personality, Honey Boo Boo, with a Victorian life-preserver - a type of wooden cudgel. Rees-Mogg, 49, a...

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Funny story: Sex robot gives birth to infant hoover

Sex robot gives birth to infant hoover

Doctors at The Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel in East London, have announced that a robot designed for sexual purposes has given birth to a Henry the Hoover. A spokesperson for the maternity unit told newsmen that the robot was admitted yest...

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Funny story: MPs play charades

MPs play charades

During a break in a recent Brexit meeting, members of the cabinet and leading Brexiteers were recorded playing a game of the popular parlour game Charades. The transcript of the recording is as follows: David Davis: Is it a film? Theresa May: It'...

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Funny story: Multimillionare Mogg says that Brexitocalypse is nothing to worry about

Multimillionare Mogg says that Brexitocalypse is nothing to worry about

Nineteenth-century gentleman and unbelievably a politician, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has said that there is nothing to worry about from a no-deal Brexit, after the Bank of England reported that it would cause billions in damage to the UK economy. "We'll b...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...

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Funny story: "Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

"Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Sources close to tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg (49) the MP for Somerset constituency of Much Gurning have confirmed what has been long feared, that he has been diagnosed with Brexitosis, something which is affecting an increasing number of MPs at Westmins...

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Funny story: Brexiteers' Plans Finally Revealed: A Spoof Exclusive

Brexiteers' Plans Finally Revealed: A Spoof Exclusive

He's been reviled as a Man With No Plan, but the ideas for a successful Brexit of buffoon and failed politician Bozo Johnson along with those of his tax-avoiding wealthy, gold-plated pension cronies, Jacob Rees-Smug, David "Dumbo" Davis, Dr Liar Fox...

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Funny story: Avoid Hard Border By Bringing It Inland says Rees-Mog

Avoid Hard Border By Bringing It Inland says Rees-Mog

With Brexit now only six months away and the Irish border question still unresolved, the Jacob Rees-Mog mob have came up with a cunning plan to address it. The minister for the 18th Century is leading an absolutely vital think tank called The Eu...

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Funny story: Infestation of Rees-Moggs to be fumigated

Infestation of Rees-Moggs to be fumigated

The House of Commons is to be fumigated after a Rees-Mogg was discovered in the main chamber. Although only one of the insectoids was found, it is thought to be part of a breeding pair. Rees-Moggs are a member of the genus Privilegius Conservatus,...

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Funny story: Brexiters' new tactics of mutilation and extortion

Brexiters' new tactics of mutilation and extortion

In the current apocalyptic and grisly political landscape of the UK, Jacob Rees-Mogg has proven himself as deranged as any serial killer. Every day for the last week he has ordered one of his Brexiter minions to sacrifice himself/herself by resigning...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg reveals his reptilian past

Jacob Rees-Mogg reveals his reptilian past

As a Conservative MP, Rees-Mogg is often asked to validate his humanity, but in a recent episode of "Who Do You Think You Are" he was forced to reveal his 60% reptile background. Rees-Mogg's great grandfather is none other than Hissy the python, a...

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Funny story: Brexit Means Brexit

Brexit Means Brexit

“For Brexit everyone must give up something” The voice boomed out over the Manchester slum as the recently commissioned helicopter “Mogg One” descended towards the waiting crowd. The vehicle was shaped like a Victorian schoolmaster bending a young...

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Funny story: Labour voter disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is more popular with the ladies than he is

Labour voter disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is more popular with the ladies than he is

A Labour supporter who has been single for five years is disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is popular with the ladies than he is. Gary Johnson of Chutney on the Fritz has been largely single for five years, apart from a few forgettable fi...

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