McCrap (Name changed for legal reasons) diners in Beccles, Norfolk, got the shock of their lives as a horse poked its head into the drive-in window demanding a burger and chips; the horse-rider was a vegetarian!
A shocked McCrap worker refused to serve the horse and told it not to crap in the driveway otherwise it would be fined £500 quid. The rider, who actually was on his way to the knackers yard thought it would be a grand idea to give his favourite ride a 'decent meal' before turning it into glue and, knowing that the horse liked junk food (that's the reason why he was on his way to the knackers yard! It eat too much of the crap!), he bee-lined for the next junk joint!
A McCrap spokesman told Jaggedone's star equestrian CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Camilla Whip-Me-With-Your-Riding-Stick-Whip Me, who scampered out of the seedy toilet just in time, why they refused to serve the horse, and here is his explanation:
"Well Camilla, we at McCrap do not believe in cannabalism!"
The horse, after several protestations, and kicking the shit out of several parked cars, eventually received a veggie burger and chips instead and was last seen in a pot of Chinese glue; part of the new UK trade deal after Brexit, horses for courses as they say, BTW, RIP!
