Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 13 April 2014

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College students love the QuakeBurger saying it's hotter than a wildfire.

SAN DIEGO, California - Jack-In-The-Box Corporate Spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the press that the San Diego based hamburger giant has just come out with its latest burger creation.

The new burger is named The QuakeBurger and it was developed by the company's chefs at its home office in San Diego.

The new QuakeBurger came about after thousands of college students from throughout the nation asked to have a hamburger that has a pretty good kick to it.

So Jack-In-The-Box went to work on developing the new burger which has been called fiery, caliente (hot), and spicy as the dickens.

The thing that sets the Quakeburger apart from any burger anywhere is the fact that Aye Caramba Brand Hot Sauce is actually cooked right into the hamburger thus giving it a very hot taste sensation.

Some of the Jack-In-The-Box patrons who have purchased the QuakeBurger said that after taking the first bite they just sat there and all of a sudden they started shaking; kinda like if they were in an earthquake.

SIDENOTE: Miss Buttonburg wanted to stress the fact that the executives at Jack-In-The-Box want their customers to know that the QuakeBurger is not recommended for children under the age of 8, or adults who are very picky about eating hot, foods.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fast Food, hamburger

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