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Funny story: In Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare

In Nod to Animal Rights, Tyson Grants Employed Birds Free Lifetime Housing and Healthcare

In a groundbreaking nod to animal rights, poultry producer, Tyson Foods, agreed to guarantee free lifetime room, board, and healthcare, including unlimited hormone treatment and antibiotics, for the millions of birds employed at its chicken and turke...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Alan Smithee, Film Director

Where are they now? Alan Smithee, Film Director

A director like no other, Alan was loved, admired, scorned, worshipped, hated, both famous and infamous. Alan's final work was his 1998 self-titled epic "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn" and to much consternation it was in 2000 that his retirement was officially announced by the Directors Guild of America (DGA). Although Alan had begun directing in 1955 with The Indiscreet Mrs. Jarvi...

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Funny story: Brexit Internet turkeys flying off shelves were rancid!

Brexit Internet turkeys flying off shelves were rancid!

A UK supermarket flogging "Brexited" turkeys over the internet were 'not gobbled up' after discovering many of them were rancid! Irate Christmas Dinner lovers in many families all over the UK had their feast ruined by non-EU turkeys that obviously...

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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Trump continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 51,649,998 turkeys. While USA Today estimates...

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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 24 -- In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Tater and Tot, two turkeys...

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Funny story: Turkeys vote for Christmas

Turkeys vote for Christmas

In a shock election result, turkeys have voted in favour of Christmas for the first time since they gained the right to hold elections in 1845. In every year since then, turkeys have voted firmly against the Yuletide feast. However, this year a popul...

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Funny story: Mumsweb Threatens Distributed Denial of Service Attack on Christmas Lunch Unless Adele is Played During Preparations.

Mumsweb Threatens Distributed Denial of Service Attack on Christmas Lunch Unless Adele is Played During Preparations.

Following the news that a hacker group has attacked Xbox Live and threatened the PlayStation Network over the holidays, outspoken activists Mumsweb have issued an ultimatum. Unless British Mums can play Adele at a reasonable volume while the prepara...

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Funny story: White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

Reports are emerging that Mr. Obama has been busy in his off hours in White House recreation rooms producing and directing the "Turkey is no turkey!" Christmas ballet. The upcoming ballet is designed for conviviality, joy, getting White House duck...

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Funny story: Turkey pardoned by President found dead of an apparent suicide

Turkey pardoned by President found dead of an apparent suicide

Washington, D.C. Mac, one of the Thanksgiving turkeys recently pardoned by President Obama was found dead today of a self-inflicted hatchet wound. A spokesperson for the family of Mac the Turkey, say that he was very depressed after returning fro...

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Funny story: Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

The turkey, pardoned by President Barack Obama on Wednesday, has reportedly gone on a mass killing spree in what many are calling a 'Presidential Blunder'. 'Cheese', the national Thanksgiving turkey who was given a stay of execution by the Preside...

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Funny story: Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...

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Funny story: Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Buckingham Palace will be the venue for this year's Royal Christmas Eve Turkey Shoot. Prince Philip will fire a cannon to disturb 5000 turkeys, making them fly as easy targets across the special garden party arsenal of armed toffs. This year's...

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Funny story: Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming

Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming

A glut of enormous fat turkeys in Norfolk is a result of early ripening due to global warming, our Christmas fowl correspondent was told by the Bishop of Norfolk this morning. This is the second year running that the church has got it wrong since mo...

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Funny story: PETA Wins Battle Over Turkeys!

PETA Wins Battle Over Turkeys!

An animal rights organization has won a decision that might affect the way your turkey looks and tastes next year. "For years we have been arguing with the turkey businesses about what they feed those turkeys. They can barely stand up, the breasts...

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Funny story: Turkey Hotline a Success

Turkey Hotline a Success

A joint program between the Department of Justice and the country's largest turkey producer has been declared a success following the apprehension of over 250 fugitive turkeys. The arrest of the turkeys is the result of tips phoned into the turkey ho...

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Funny story: A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

A Turkey Stampede In Cleveland Destroys a Trailer Park

CLEVELAND - Local authorities are still trying to figure out how 7,000 turkeys broke out of their turkey shelters and stampeded through a neighboring trailer park causing extensive damage. Auburn Quiverwine, 68, manager of The Happy Haven Estates...

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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Cobbler and Gobbler, two turkeys who h...

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