Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 17 November 2017

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Nevillie, in accounts, yesterday.

Along with a disappointingly snow free Christmas morning, death and destruction in the socialist realist documentaries Eastenders and Emmerdale, the Queen's Speech is now as traditional part of the festive season as seeing Darren from the office photocopying parts of his anatomy.

However, Queenie this year will break with tradition, and give a completely bleak message, that is in complete keeping with the tenor of the times, and what a Prime Minister, who no-one voted for wants to see.

During the Queen's speech, she will bang on about being in the job for years. We all know it is boring when Neville in accounts does it, but Elizabeth is bound to inject more pizzazz into it, and besides her job involves more than double entry book-keeping, doesn't it Neville?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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