Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 8 November 2017

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Dogs everywhere applauded the awards.

London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen's famous Corgis will all be Knighted. Also, the Royal Cocker Spaniels and Dorgis will receive MBEs, while the Queen's favorite two Corgis, Monty and Emma, will be made a Baron and a Marquis respectively.

Buckingham Palace's statement said that the Queen wanted to show her appreciation to the ones she sometimes felt were "the only ones who knew what she went through being the Queen."

The proper ettiquette will have to be updated for the staff to address the royal menagerie, especially Monty and Emma. They will have to be addressed as "Your Lordships," while the others must be called "Sir" or "Ma'am," whatever the case may be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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