Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 17 November 2017

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If it stares at you, send it back! If it stinks, wear a nose plug and enjoy it!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks!

The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is:

"Well, when you walk through the doors a kind waiter offers you a peg to put on your nose. Then you sit down, and stinky fish is served, but you can't smell it because of the peg. After refusing to eat the fish because the thing was staring at me, the waiter removed it, and offered me a plate of chips swimming in grease. I told him to stuff the chips in a doggy bag so I can eat them later because the peg on my nose was starting to hurt! Then the waiter showed me the bill, I told him to stuff it in a doggy bag too because I refuse to pay for anything that I can't smell! He then returned with a doggy bag filled with soggy chips smelling of fish, and the bill, that stunk!"

The owner of the restaurant has thanked the reviewer for telling the world about his stinky fish restaurant, and business has now increased three-fold since TripAdvisor published it proving that any publicity is good publicity even if it STINKS!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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