Alabama law proclaims that anyone who catches an "Ugly Fish" or a garfish is supposed to become the fish's executioner.
The law states that the fisherman can execute the fish in one of 3 ways:
1. He can put the garfish to death by guillotine as a crowd of French people look on in horror and absolute interest.
2. He may mug the fish of all of its belongings and leave it for dead penniless in a dark alley.
3. Or he could give the fish concrete shoes and leave it stranded on the beach just inches away from water.
Thank you Alabama law. Your citizens are looking forward to this great honor.
