An American man canceled all of his dates through next month due to upset stomach and the trots that forced him to take a rest, it was announced on Monday.
He became sickly after eating a salted fugu fish at an Asian restaurant run by foreign spies involved in money laundering, reports the M-15.
The Hongeo restaurant located in South America was recommended by a good friend as the finest in town.
The restaurant owner and employees were arrested for spying and other criminal activity. A spy reported to authorities that Mr. Elton John's fish was dipped in fermented lung fish sauce that had sit in an aging barrel for twelve years using a variety of rare bacteria cultures.
The bacteria eat the flesh of the lung fish while alive turning them into a pungent jelly, a well sought after ingredient by dinning aficionados.
It's being reported that the Man ordered the house special without realizing what he was eating. He believed it to be a tripe and onion dish that smelled of sheep anus.