Written by humanoid

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

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The Asian chef who prepared the Man's meal.

An American man canceled all of his dates through next month due to upset stomach and the trots that forced him to take a rest, it was announced on Monday.

He became sickly after eating a salted fugu fish at an Asian restaurant run by foreign spies involved in money laundering, reports the M-15.

The Hongeo restaurant located in South America was recommended by a good friend as the finest in town.

The restaurant owner and employees were arrested for spying and other criminal activity. A spy reported to authorities that Mr. Elton John's fish was dipped in fermented lung fish sauce that had sit in an aging barrel for twelve years using a variety of rare bacteria cultures.

The bacteria eat the flesh of the lung fish while alive turning them into a pungent jelly, a well sought after ingredient by dinning aficionados.

It's being reported that the Man ordered the house special without realizing what he was eating. He believed it to be a tripe and onion dish that smelled of sheep anus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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