Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join.
"We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official.
"Aye, and we hear Scotland's going to try to join too so we think we've got a good chance if they get in, aye?" spoke Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
"Aye, it'll be good for Canada to get a fresh start, what with coins called loonies and all, y'know?" spoke famed Canadian, Celine Dion. "I've been to Europe and I like the look of Euros better than loonies. I think that's important for a country's image!" she said.