London, England George W. Bush, disgraced former President of the United States, called the Queen to see if he and his wife Laura could get some free rooms in one of the Queen's castles. Prince Philip answered and set the phone down to get the Queen. Unfortunately, Bush could hear everything they said.
"Who did you say was on the phone?" said the Queen. "I can't believe that cheapskate has the nerve to call after the last time when he got drunk and broke those chandeliers from trying to swing from them."
"Let's just get the maid to get back on the line and say we've gone to bed like last time," said Philip.
The last thing the Royal Couple heard was the maid hanging up the phone while George Bush was shouting, "I know they're there! I heard them talking! Don't hang up on me..."
