New York, NY In talking about his foreign relations abilities, U.S. Presidential wannabe Donald Trump remarked that he could get along well with other world leaders because they probably all admire him and would want to meet him.
"I'm telling Queen Elizabeth right now, I know she wants the U.S. to succeed and all, and she knows how all these fancy Europeans love someone with a title, well, I'm just saying, I will give the Queen a BRAND NEW Castle, not like the centuries old real estate she's been forced to deal with. And anyone who's ever been to Trump Towers know I'm no piker when it comes to nice furnishings. I will GIVE, free of charge, a castle to the Queen, if she will just knight me or something. And not just a bouncy castle, a real, Trump-worthy castle!"
Trump went on to boast of foreigners he has made feel welcome when they visit by giving them Trump steaks.