Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Funny story written by XRhonda Speaks

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

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The bottom image is an artists rendering of what Donald Trump would look like without the eye makeup.

Everyone has noticed. What's up with the white area around Donald Trump's eyes and eye bags?

Amanda Baijerkokopf, a makeup artist who works in the Los Angeles movie industry talked about the billionaire's current odd countenance, and the puffy white skin around his eyes.

"Well they are obviously trying to hide the bags and dark circles around his eyes, but when you overdo it or get the color wrong, you get what we're seeing now. His spray tan color, if that's what it is, should be no problem for a competent makeup artist to match. And as strange as it sounds, a little Preparation-H will bring the puffiness of the eye bags right down."

Following Amanda B's advice, The Spoof sent a case of Preparation-H to Trump Towers in New York along with a card and instructions for use.

This investigator has not yet received a thank you from Donald Trump.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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