Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 17 March 2016

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Prince Philip can often be seen just gazing off in the distance, with a wooden smile plastered on his face.

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20 years. It is said that Philip offered Harry a small Greek isle the Queen had purchased for him for his birthday one year if he would take over the Prince Consort job.

Prince Harry was said to not be interested in the position and has taken to ducking Prince Philip if they happen to be at the same event. Harry can often be seen sneaking away from events, running in the opposite direction of Prince Philip, or ducking down the opposite corridor if close to Philip in Buckingham Palace.

Prince Philip has been looking forlorn at court lately, muttering something about "too old to wear the saddle" when leaving the Queen's quarters.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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