Beating Trump's Bush!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 28 March 2016

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A total fucking Nutter has now joined the exclusive Napoleon club of mega nutters!

With the US race for the White House hotting up, Jaggedone, decided to send his infamous CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Scumbag Sixlegged-Witherspoon-Jones, to one of Trump's most loyal sources of support, the local Loony Bin in downtown Boston, USA not England.

Here his amazing, exclusive article after interviewing a group of inmates and dedicated followers:

Question:Ladies and Gentlemen why do you support Trump?

Answer: He's one of us, solidarity, yahoo!

Question: Are all Mexicans rapists, murderers, parasites and Untermenschen like Trump preaches?

Answer: Yes and their tacho's are lovely!

Question: Do you think Trump is a better nutter than Bush?

Answer: They're both fucking stark-raving nuts, so who cares!

Question: If Trump wins will he rid the world of ISIS?

Answer: Who does she play for?

Question: If Bush opened up a can of maggots in Iraq, what do you think Trump will do in the Middle East?

Answer: Nuke the bastards!

Question: Will Trump create WW3 or will he lick Putin's ass?

Answer: Who?

Question: Do you guys believe Trump will do a Bush, follow in his footsteps, and become an even greater loony?

Answer: Of course, that's why we're voting for him you fucking idiot!

There you have it, the truth behind Trump's brilliant campaign that will surely result in him becoming the most powerful man on the planet thanks to Jaggedone's CIA, and if you believe in this garbage, vote for Trump and pray for forgiveness!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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