New BBC News Scandal

Funny story written by Dick Sheerer

Thursday, 9 July 2015

Millions of television viewers around the world were shocked and confused by a controversial report aired on the evening news by the British Bullshit Cabal (BBC). Ratings plummeted when home audiences watched the provocative segment with jaws dropped in disbelief.

The incident was the broadcast industry's first documented case on record of hearing a network presenter actually utter a statement that was confirmed to be factually true. Public reaction to the snafu was swift and decisive as mobs of protesters took to the streets with clubs and pitchforks demanding an explanation.

Meanwhile BBC executives apologized for the mistake and promised to institute strict new policies to safeguard against such a fiasco from ever happening again. Don't bother to stay tuned.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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