Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Funny story written by Trinculoman

Monday, 6 April 2015

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Acclaimed by the Lobotomized Millennial Weed-Head Alliance as the "most awesomely awesome TV viewing gig!"

Cited by the World Linguistics Congress as presenting the most meaningful use of "Shit" as an expression of the central character's deepest insights.

Condemned by the Interstellar Clone League as a travesty by depicting clones as constantly twitching, brainless beings, spouting "Shit."

Applauded by the Gay-Lesbo-Trannie Junta for presenting Drama Queens in all members of the cast.

Noted by the French Poesy Guild as having the most egregious Rimbaud reference (shown in Fee's flat) in the history of global entertainment.

Recognized by the North American Psychiatry Association for all cast members/characters uniformly needing electro-shock therapy.

Cited by the Ray Bradbury Memorial Institute as a salient example of half-assed Canadian programming passing itself off as science fiction.

Acclaimed by the Stella Adler Method Acting Trust for one actor ostensibly playing multiple roles when only the same character is repetitively enacted, sorta.

Alluded to by the British Thespian Society as the most egregious instance of talentless acting in an ensemble cast.

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