Kissing babies, stroking hedgehogs, now the Election Candidates are ready to take part in Sunday Night Dramas and Reality TV, to up their ratings.
We understand that Nigel Farage will appear in a crowd scene in 'Poldark', as an angered 'winnower', effecting a Cornish accent, as he shouts : ''Send 'em furreign labour 'ome'' ( he was required to do an Equity Regulation 2 hour course in indignation, but performed 'uncoached' ).
Ed Miliband is to make an appearance as a disillusioned male mid wife in: ' Labour Ward Tales', while David Cameron will be sending wife Samantha to wash feet at Harrods.....we've been asked to confirm, that only clean, Harrods patrons' feet will be considered.
