Written by LEDHEAD

Sunday, 22 March 2015

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The kind of live TV audience Cameron and Miliband might expect.

The TV debate due on the 26th of March on Channel 4 and Sky between David Cameron and Ed Miliband looks likely to bore the arse of millions of UK viewers.

TOP advertisers at Channel 4 have threatened to pull the plug on the debate unless the TV network do something to spice up the proposed show. Millions of Channel 4 viewers have brought the network's web page to a grinding halt under the barrage of complaints about upsetting the normal viewing apple cart.

The debate' s organisers, in complete panic, have already contacted Ant and Dec about having them doing it as a Saturday Night Takeaway style show, and if all goes well, a live performance by One Direction as well. The hope to move the UK's live lottery show to Channel 4 from the BBC to assist the debate looks unlikely due contractual obligations.

Ant and Dec' s request to do the debate in the jungle with bush tucker challenges has been ignored by the organisers and Channel 4 have promised to give the party leaders a bigger platform than they have ever seen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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