Osborne To Save Money By Issuing Discount Rail Tickets To One Remaining Central Hospital

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Thursday, 25 December 2014

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One hospital to remain

To plunder even more of the country's assets to try to reach Thatcher scale carnage, George Osborne is to sell off all hospitals but one and issue rail discounts to sick people.

The "savings" will enable stockbroker belt voters to pay less tax and pull back some of the plundered cash from previous asset stripping in the Thatcher era. Many wealthy speculators and opportunists lost their third Ferraris in the credit crunch and had to sell some of their property portfolios to pay for private health and education for their families. The planned "restructuring" will fill the puzzling hole in the governments declared financial strategy.

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