Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 3 July 2014

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Drive quietly past sleeping G.P.s house.

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that GPs can opt out of unsocial working hours, new proposals are in the offing that allow GPs the option of not having to see poorly patients.

Under the new scheme GPs could earn £3,000 per week just by staying at home and putting a sign up on the window of their homes giving the telephone number of an A&E Department.

Dealing with people with diseases has been taking its toll on GPs who are now used to working mostly the same hours as everyone else and just leaving "This surgery is closed" messages on their answerphones.

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