Binge Drinking Now Recommended By Government

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Wednesday, 30 April 2014


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The government's commissioned report into the possible beneficial effects of weekend " Binge" drinking suggests massive benefits to the NHS and Police Forces. The new vitamin drink, "Binge" is a healthy drink made from 5 a day vegetables and fruit and packed with trace elements and minerals.

Packaged in a design which looks like an Alco-Pop, the drink contains no alcohol and self cools on pulling a strip on the top of the packet. Pheromones are released on the drink becoming cool to attract the opposite sex and a small sachet of after shave or perfume is included in the pack. Condoms, a throw away Iphone and an "aspirin" are included in the King Sized pack.

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