The government's commissioned report into the possible beneficial effects of weekend " Binge" drinking suggests massive benefits to the NHS and Police Forces. The new vitamin drink, "Binge" is a healthy drink made from 5 a day vegetables and fruit and packed with trace elements and minerals.
Packaged in a design which looks like an Alco-Pop, the drink contains no alcohol and self cools on pulling a strip on the top of the packet. Pheromones are released on the drink becoming cool to attract the opposite sex and a small sachet of after shave or perfume is included in the pack. Condoms, a throw away Iphone and an "aspirin" are included in the King Sized pack.
