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Funny story: Clap Or Die

Clap Or Die

As the “Clap For Carers” movement gathers pace around the country, many hardcore Brexiteers are worried that it doesn’t go far enough, and are calling on the government to step in and enforce it on those who aren't joining in. Every Thursday even...

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Funny story: "Health workers can survive on handouts and clapping," says Cummings

"Health workers can survive on handouts and clapping," says Cummings

Creepy adviser to Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, has proposed that all health service funding comes from charity singles, after an NHS charity song reached number one in the UK charts. Cummings was recorded as saying, "If the plebs want to give...

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Funny story: Man Has Become Scourge Of His Neighbourhood For Refusing To Clap NHS Workers

Man Has Become Scourge Of His Neighbourhood For Refusing To Clap NHS Workers

A man has created a storm and incurred the wrath of his neighbours after refusing to stand outside his house at 8pm on Thursday nights to clap the efforts of beleaguered NHS workers. Myke Woodson, 56, from Oaf-on-Sea, says that he acknowledges the...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Criticises Coronavirus Guidelines

Spoof Writer Criticises Coronavirus Guidelines

A long-standing Spoof Writer has spoken out about the current guidelines that are being discussed and debated by so many intellectual giants and idiots alike in these turbulent but also very quiet times when the dangers are very real but at the same...

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Funny story: Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

In a moment of national dignity, nurses and other NHS workers, who have been selflessly working flat out in this time of crisis, were warmly given the clap by grateful patients. One male patient said, "When she saw me struggling to breathe through...

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Funny story: Trump: The NHS Is Safe

Trump: The NHS Is Safe

If you’re wondering why a chill has just ran down the backs of all the female members of your family, wonder no more! Dementia-ridden reality TV star turned president, Donald Trump, is in the UK! As usual Donald has had plenty to shout about as he ma...

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Funny story: The General Redirection

The General Redirection

As the election hots up, and seemingly every Tory candidate is called out for lying, many familiar political battlegrounds have opened up. Many MPs have decried the state of our health service and are all promising to hand-build thousands of beds and...

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Funny story: Waiting On The Waiting List

Waiting On The Waiting List

Record numbers of patients are awaiting operations on the NHS, as they fail to hit their operating targets for the year. Thousands of patients have been left marooned on waiting lists - some for as long 10 years! Back and to the Left News investig...

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Funny story: Scared: Your Kids

Scared: Your Kids

A study by the group Action For Children has found that children as young as 11 have admitted to being terrified about terrorism, homelessness and what’s going to happen after Brexit. This is odd, because kids are normally only concerned about themse...

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Funny story: Daily Mail trolls NHS

Daily Mail trolls NHS

The Daily Mail have boasted about their campaign to help the NHS, in which 11,000 people have volunteered to spend a few hours a week helping the underfunded service. Tabloid editor Geordie Greig said, "Why, if only the greedy money-grabbing nurses w...

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Funny story: BBC's Great British Menu in Hot Water Over Controversial NHS Menu

BBC's Great British Menu in Hot Water Over Controversial NHS Menu

One of the BBC's longest running and much loved cookery shows 'Great British Menu' - has been plunged like a pus-covered scalpel - into hot water. The theme of this year's competition, Seventy Years of the NHS has challenged twenty four of the UK's...

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Funny story: Hunt Wants Vets To Treat 'Minor Cases' In NHS Reform

Hunt Wants Vets To Treat 'Minor Cases' In NHS Reform

UK Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, Jeremy Hunt, has unveiled new plans for 'increased investment' in the National Health Service, but one area of the plans is set to be controversial. Mr Hunt's speech in the House of Commons highlig...

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Funny story: "Food habits must change. Fit people are a danger to society", says Health Minister

"Food habits must change. Fit people are a danger to society", says Health Minister

The NHS is to slash costs by targeting fit and healthy people. Following publication of its Advise Leaflet today, "Grease up your life! Eat more fatty food and avoid sport!", GPs are being encouraged to adopt a new approach when consulting patients.

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Funny story: Tracing the source of an unwanted bank deposit

Tracing the source of an unwanted bank deposit

A repeated anonymous donor from Stoke has been thrown out of his home by his wife. John Ewes, 42, occasional smoker, had been donating to local sperm banks for 22 years and had never once informed his wife. Mary Ewes, 42, smoker (we think she was...

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Funny story: NHS to be outsourced

NHS to be outsourced

Sainsbury's and Tesco are the big winners of an invitation to tender organized by the NHS to cut costs and outsource specific services. Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Health, welcomed the news, calling it a 'milestone' in the history of healt...

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Funny story: Jeremy Hunt spends weekend waiting in a corridor

Jeremy Hunt spends weekend waiting in a corridor

Former Health, Education, Water-parks, Traffic Control and Stationary Secretary Jeremy Hunt has spent the weekend waiting in a corridor for news of his next appointment, Deputy Prime Minister and keeper of the Parliamentary pornography. Waiting fo...

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Funny story: NHS Crisis

NHS Crisis

Please note that we at Back and to the Left news hate writing about the Tory party. As we type about them our fingers bleed and we can hear the scratching of demons pushing though the thin veil of reality that surrounds our office. We'll get back to...

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