A scientific study has revealed, for the first time, a cure for every known ailment.
The study, conducted in our street, found a 100% of those questioned had always found drinking tea with honey cured any illness they had. Mrs Expresso advised her neighbours to drink tea with honey and all three of them found their problems solved! Mrs Expresso declared 'I read about this somewhere and thought I would try it out. Imagine how pleased I was when it worked for everyone.'
A fuller study is planned, with several local families involved. Mrs Expresso told our Spoof Health reporter, that the only problem was that long range weather forecasts predicted hurricanes, snowstorms and tornados in the coming weeks.
A spokesman for UKIP, a Party dear to Mrs Expresso's heart, declared that a UKIP Government would provide tea and honey at all Accident & Emergency surgeries. The Party is working on a plan to deal with the bad weather which is thought to be due to immigrants increasing the heat over Britain , which, in turn, was upsetting the climate.
